
Podcast by H.D. Ellsworth

Podcast by H.D. Ellsworth

13 September 2025
Can your U.S.-born child get Guatemalan citizenship? The answer is YES—and in this episode of *Dying to Retire*, I walk you through the process step by step.
This video was inspired by a viewer’s question and my own family’s situation. My wife’s nieces and nephews were born in the United States, but their parents are Guatemalan. Like many families, they wanted to know if their kids could claim Guatemalan nationality.
In this episode, you’ll learn:
✔️ What “jus sanguinis” means (citizenship by bloodline)
✔️ The exact process to apply for Guatemalan citizenship for children
✔️ The benefits of dual nationality (like visa-free travel)
✔️ Pitfalls to avoid and what documents you’ll need
✔️ Bonus: eligibility for grandchildren too!
📍 Helpful Links & Contacts
Consulate of Guatemala (Maryland) 979 Rollins Ave, Rockville, MD 20852 (240) 485-5050 email: consmaryland@minex.gob.gt Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/consmarylandgt
Ministry of Foreign Affairs: https://www.minex.gob.gt
👨👩👧 If you’re part of a Guatemalan family living abroad—or just curious about how dual citizenship works—this episode is for you.
👉 Subscribe for more practical insights on retirement, residency, and family life in Guatemala.
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05 August 2025
Living with IBS or Crohn’s can make bathroom visits tough, but a simple upgrade can bring real relief. A bidet, like the Kohler model, offers a gentle, effective solution to enhance your comfort and health. I’m just a retired guy on the exciting journey to Guatemala residency, and like many expats and slow travelers, I’m hunting for the perfect dream retirement home in Central America. But trust me, nothing ruins a Guatemalan dream home like a smelly bathroom! In this video, I’ll share how installing a bidet can transform your well-being. From using less toilet paper to fewer trips to the waste basket, this easy upgrade can revolutionize your daily routine. If you’re an expat pursuing residency in Guatemala or dreaming of retiring in Latin America, this video is for you. Discover how a bidet can be a game-changer for your elderly wellness and take your bathroom experience to the next level in your new Guatemalan home.
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#menshealth #agingwell #bidet
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24 June 2025
Are you, like me, fed up with America’s “B” fatigue and blame game? In this no-BS episode of Dying to Retire, I tackle the exhaustion from generational blame, calling out elite individuals, not Boomers or the Silent Generation, for ongoing economic chaos. Beyond “B” fatigue, Americans are drained by the reparations grift pushed by millionaires and politicians on the left and their useful idiots that have an ultimate goal to raid the retirement funds, illegal immigration crushing wages, and corrupt politicians’ tax scams dragging on without action. From Sanford and Son nostalgia to Guatemala’s strict residency rules, why are only American values not respected? Comment below and subscribe.
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24 June 2025
Join me as I navigate the intricacies of securing permanent residency in Guatemala, sharing insights on the immigration process. I break down the cost of obtaining apostilles, certifications, and notaries that your Latin lawyer will submit to the Guatemalan government, as well as the timelines involved, providing valuable insights for anyone considering a similar move to Guatemala. You can explore the realities of expat life and gain essential information to know before moving to Guatemala.
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07 May 2025
f you're a federal retiree looking for the best retirement activities, then this video is for you! From travel to hobbies to financial planning, we'll cover it all. Start living your best retirement life today!
#federalworkers #retirementactivities #retiredlife #FederalRetirees #RetirementActivities #DOGERetirements
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07 May 2025
Uncover 5 brutal life lessons every man must know to not just survive, but truly thrive! Passed down from man to man, brother to brother, father to son, Boomer Doug shares invaluable wisdom gained from years of hard work, overcoming cancer battles, and his incredible expat journey to Guatemala. From the dangers of burnout to the truth that fun doesn’t equal happiness, these lessons resonate whether you're rich or poor. Get ready to feel the impact anywhere you go!
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